Gubbenveg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, blissful mongoose.

Gubbenveg created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Gubbenveg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gubbenveg, she will not invite you to parties.

Gubbenveg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gubbenveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from white capybaras for they are unholy.