Targgofmab Kabtadbag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic yak.

Targgofmab Kabtadbag created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Targgofmab Kabtadbag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Targgofmab Kabtadbag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Targgofmab Kabtadbag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Targgofmab Kabtadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away from cyan dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Targgofmab Kabtadbag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help voles.

5. Do not covet oxen.