Pindodhug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable shark.

Pindodhug created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pindodhug, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pindodhug, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pindodhug's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pindodhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help rats in need.