Bognadmut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet chinchilla.

Bognadmut created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognadmut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bognadmut, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bognadmut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bognadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Never skip in the presence of ants.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never go into blue rooms.