Sishadpig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing rhinoceros.

Sishadpig created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sishadpig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sishadpig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sishadpig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sishadpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Never eat green fruit.