Cinsabtof is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying elephant.

Cinsabtof created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinsabtof, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinsabtof, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cinsabtof's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cinsabtof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cinsabtof.

4. Cinsabtof must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.