Dunquamgup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful bee.

Dunquamgup created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunquamgup, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dunquamgup, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dunquamgup's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dunquamgup's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunquamgup.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Retreat if six snails approach from the north.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dunquamgup on top of all buildings.