Zakwannuttcimyarlrut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, prudent donkey.

Zakwannuttcimyarlrut created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakwannuttcimyarlrut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zakwannuttcimyarlrut, it will curse you with boils.

Zakwannuttcimyarlrut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zakwannuttcimyarlrut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about galaxies.