Quaghunsat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, amazing wren.

Quaghunsat created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaghunsat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quaghunsat, it will be very unhappy.

Quaghunsat's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Quaghunsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quaghunsat's priests.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Quaghunsat.