Vidvonkbap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able dingo.

Vidvonkbap created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Vidvonkbap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidvonkbap, he will turn you into a mole.

Vidvonkbap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vidvonkbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide from fawn gulls for they are unholy.