Donhasgemlisttif is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered fly.

Donhasgemlisttif created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Donhasgemlisttif, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Donhasgemlisttif, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Donhasgemlisttif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Donhasgemlisttif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.