Ranfenflag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing jackal.

Ranfenflag created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranfenflag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ranfenflag, it will turn you into a tree.

Ranfenflag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ranfenflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Worship no other gods but Ranfenflag.

5. Do not chop down trees.