Fodmumnul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, confident squid.

Fodmumnul created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Fodmumnul, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fodmumnul, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fodmumnul's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fodmumnul's Holy Commandments

1. Fodmumnul loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.