Tomcadpop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest fox.

Tomcadpop created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tomcadpop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tomcadpop, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tomcadpop's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tomcadpop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Tomcadpop on top of important buildings.

2. Hide from indigo mice for they are unholy.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.