Pibdogsom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, irritating crow.

Pibdogsom created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibdogsom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pibdogsom, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pibdogsom's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pibdogsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Hide from pink tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Run away if seven frogs approach from the east.