Quamjanrul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful dingo.

Quamjanrul created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamjanrul, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quamjanrul, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quamjanrul's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Quamjanrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear indigo hats.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.