Dobcansaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying bat.

Dobcansaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dobcansaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dobcansaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dobcansaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dobcansaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown ear rings.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Always wear black.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.