Bossmiplid Bossvagtab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless meerkat.

Bossmiplid Bossvagtab created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossmiplid Bossvagtab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bossmiplid Bossvagtab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bossmiplid Bossvagtab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bossmiplid Bossvagtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise coats.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed grapes to eagles while wearing blue tights.