Labcibfed Bonkpangyam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying penguin.

Labcibfed Bonkpangyam created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Labcibfed Bonkpangyam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Labcibfed Bonkpangyam, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Labcibfed Bonkpangyam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Labcibfed Bonkpangyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.