Nilfig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witty wyvern.

Nilfig created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilfig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilfig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nilfig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nilfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.