Megmetbom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid deer.

Megmetbom created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megmetbom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Megmetbom, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Megmetbom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Megmetbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to manatees while wearing brown shirts.

2. Run away from turquoise mice, for they are unholy.

3. Megmetbom loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.