Cedbadgut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, smart sheep.

Cedbadgut created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbadgut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cedbadgut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cedbadgut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cedbadgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Do not covet oxen.