Faddub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish camel.

Faddub created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Faddub, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Faddub, it will try to impress you with trees.

Faddub's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Faddub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black geese, for they are unholy.

2. Put Faddub first in all things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to music.
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