Gofdubyam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient aardvark.

Gofdubyam created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofdubyam, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gofdubyam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gofdubyam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gofdubyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gofdubyam.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.