Gofdubyam is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient
aardvark.
Gofdubyam created gold two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gofdubyam, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gofdubyam, he will boil you in a big pot.
Gofdubyam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Gofdubyam's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat aubergines.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gofdubyam.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.