Padyarhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring camel.

Padyarhiv created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padyarhiv, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Padyarhiv, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Padyarhiv's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Padyarhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always wear red.

4. Hide from blue great tits for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.
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