Pitdadbad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered lion.

Pitdadbad created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitdadbad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pitdadbad, it will cry a lot.

Pitdadbad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pitdadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Run away if four snails approach from the west.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.