Pitdadbad is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered
lion.
Pitdadbad created vertebrates three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pitdadbad, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pitdadbad, it will cry a lot.
Pitdadbad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Pitdadbad's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Run away if four snails approach from the west.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.