Gutvolved is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive mouse.

Gutvolved created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutvolved, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gutvolved, it will torture you forever.

Gutvolved's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gutvolved's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not take Gutvolved's name in vain.