Legjapwab Riglogbass is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful hyena.

Legjapwab Riglogbass created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legjapwab Riglogbass, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legjapwab Riglogbass, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Legjapwab Riglogbass' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Legjapwab Riglogbass' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Put Legjapwab Riglogbass first in all things.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not stand on grass.