Yarnigdussdob is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive gorilla.

Yarnigdussdob created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarnigdussdob, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarnigdussdob, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarnigdussdob's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yarnigdussdob's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarnigdussdob.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.