Kempadcut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, flying squid.

Kempadcut created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kempadcut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kempadcut, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Kempadcut's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kempadcut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.