Satcepcat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered crab.

Satcepcat created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satcepcat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Satcepcat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Satcepcat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Satcepcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Satcepcat's priests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Satcepcat.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Hide if seven pigs approach from the north.