Metmetben is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional wren.

Metmetben created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metmetben, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Metmetben, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Metmetben's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Metmetben's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not take Metmetben's name in vain.

5. Never look at galaxies.