Nellflagcut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, strong tapir.

Nellflagcut created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Nellflagcut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nellflagcut, she will turn you into a duck.

Nellflagcut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nellflagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.