Fudhitflig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless camel.

Fudhitflig created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudhitflig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudhitflig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fudhitflig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fudhitflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.