Flisfasbass is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing aardvark.

Flisfasbass created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfasbass, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flisfasbass, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flisfasbass' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Flisfasbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Put Flisfasbass first in all things.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about nebulae.