Flisfasbass is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing
aardvark.
Flisfasbass created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flisfasbass, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Flisfasbass, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Flisfasbass' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Flisfasbass' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Put Flisfasbass first in all things.
3. Always help sick snails.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never talk about nebulae.