Dotdumyik is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sapient wyrm.

Dotdumyik created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdumyik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dotdumyik, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dotdumyik's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dotdumyik's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dotdumyik first in all things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed apples to aardvarks while wearing green skirts.