Taghudtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless centaur.

Taghudtetti created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taghudtetti, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Taghudtetti, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Taghudtetti's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Taghudtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear magenta kilts.

4. Retreat if three great tits approach from the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.