Taghudtetti is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless
centaur.
Taghudtetti created a top quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Taghudtetti, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Taghudtetti, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Taghudtetti's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Taghudtetti's Holy Commandments1. Never write about black holes.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never wear magenta kilts.
4. Retreat if three great tits approach from the west.
5. Do not cook food in pots.