Himarparp is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, merciless fish.

Himarparp created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himarparp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Himarparp, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Himarparp's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Himarparp's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not eat nuts.