Hoggomrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured wren.

Hoggomrat created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Hoggomrat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hoggomrat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hoggomrat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hoggomrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the east.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.