Sugbanjam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, two-faced wolf.

Sugbanjam created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugbanjam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sugbanjam, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sugbanjam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sugbanjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not take Sugbanjam's name in vain.
Votes: 33       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god