Vog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive beaver.

Vog created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Put Vog first in all things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.