Barnjenbut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, astonishing dragon.

Barnjenbut created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnjenbut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Barnjenbut, it will destroy your home planet.

Barnjenbut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Barnjenbut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Never wear fawn trousers.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Barnjenbut must be the most important thing in your life.