Nilcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, pitiless weasel.

Nilcuss created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilcuss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nilcuss, it will turn you into a frog.

Nilcuss' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nilcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear orange coats.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.