Podyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate wolf.

Podyarl created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Podyarl, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Podyarl, she will destroy your home planet.

Podyarl's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Podyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Run away if six cats approach from the south.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Podyarl loves doves, so they must be honoured.
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