Citwancar is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional camel.

Citwancar created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citwancar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Citwancar, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Citwancar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Citwancar's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Citwancar.

5. Always help sick moths.