Citwancar is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional
camel.
Citwancar created an electron eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Citwancar, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Citwancar, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Citwancar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Citwancar's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in holy places.
2. Never look at planets.
3. Never hurt bats.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Citwancar.
5. Always help sick moths.