Zigtaftun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful walrus.

Zigtaftun created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigtaftun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigtaftun, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Zigtaftun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zigtaftun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.