Sug is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing mongoose.

Sug created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sug, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sug, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sug's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Always obey Sug's priests.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect your elders.