Nignadrillcussdin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty snail.

Nignadrillcussdin created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nignadrillcussdin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nignadrillcussdin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nignadrillcussdin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nignadrillcussdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never run in the presence of whales.

5. Never go into black rooms.
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