Fummongep is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable snail.

Fummongep created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fummongep, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fummongep, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fummongep's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fummongep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never talk about frogs.