Dobhomfar is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humane elephant.

Dobhomfar created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Dobhomfar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobhomfar, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dobhomfar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dobhomfar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three mites approach from the east.

2. Dobhomfar loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Do not kill sheep.